April162014

*takes 19 selfies*

*deletes 22 selfies*

(Source: k999, via fake-mermaid)

6PM

intensional:

starlingsparrow:

do you ever meet someone who’s like the human version of unnecessary comments on a text post

no

(Source: starlingesque, via telapathetic)

12AM

(Source: proverbs2024)

April152014

in court

  • judge: sir, where were you at 4:20pm last sunday
  • me: well you see sir i was just blazin some dank ass kush
  • my lawyer: same
  • me: same
  • judge: same
  • police: same
  • obama: same
2PM

(Source: jimmytfallon, via instagrarn)

2PM

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

(via terrakion)

2PM

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via brititsh)

2PM

fajitastic:

'do it for the vine'

image

(via thirstfollower)

2PM

methdragon:

be there or 

image

(via dewgongo)

2PM
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